You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
(via australiansanta)
it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
(Source: wickedinthemix, via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
(via boganlicious)
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
(Source: foxnewsofficial, via timelaydeh)
When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something
